went down rather well last night. A chef asked me to post it so that he could print it out for his kitchen. Hmmmm. Always willing to oblige and the podcast is here (right click to open in a new window)
. It sounds much more fruity than it reads 🙂 so please visit the podcast!
18 Internal Communications Best Practices for 2018 can provide simple information such as access requirements, compulsory use of safety equipment and clothing, and contact details for on-site H & S staff. Way-finding is another typical application – handy across sites which are typically extensive areas.
Also, please note that most of the following is likely to offend (the punctuation’s awful as it’s laid out for performance reading), but all contents are organic and ethically sourced. I thank you.
BOONWRITER 
This will go down in history! 😉
wow an ethicly sauced Kizz spread and for once I Kenned every word
I’ll have what they are having…yum
Deliciously written and succulently spoken Kiersty. 🙂 A very naughty nosh I think!
fantastic. I wish I was nearly so punny.
Thank you everyone! It was a lot of fun to perform, with the help of a copious amount of gin. I don’t know how often it will show it’s face but nice to have it in the (icing bag), so to speak.
I adored this hilariously planned dinner date! Wonderfully funny and clever too… and I’m quite sure he couldn’t refuse…
To be honest, I prefer to eat out, haha. But thank you again!
I’m impressed. A very clever piece, witty and playfully lewd. Great word play. This would also go down very well at a poetry reading
Thanks for stopping by John – it was only ever conceived as a live piece as I don’t think it would stand up to well to poetic scrutiny in the written word, haha.
I love this one Kiersty … it’s an absolute favourite of mine. It’s so delightfully cheeky and I love the way you deliver it.
xx